In Memoriam

A while back we lost a long time member and friend, Clifton Crews. Clifton had a unique sense of humor that many felt was well represented by this piece of work he included in the original Des Forges website.

DISCLAIMER (by Clifton Crews)

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The original site has been taken down but the piece has been reprinted here to honor him and to keep his memory alive.